Off Topic Touts

No not trouts. Touts, ticket touts or conmen in general.

Touts selling tickets for Clays funeral tommora. Free tickets exchanging for money.

So anyone ever been done by a tout or a conman on anything?

Windows. Cars. Tickets.

Owt.

 

What's with the constant use of "Clay"? What point are you making? Even his old man accepted the bloke giving up his name to pick one of his choosing. He hasn't been "Clay" for over 50 years.

Bought tickets from touts before but only ever at face value, just last minute at the venue of gigs when they're desperate to get rid.

 

I was asking about touts. My reference is my perogative.

 

Ernie Terrell.

 

Clay beat him.

 

Humiliated him.

 

Was there touts?

 

I've heard if you tickle the underbelly of a tout they'll go into a trance and you can just take the ticket.

 

Only a Rainbow tout.

 

Rainbow, isn't that a gay bar? Just tickle his bollocks he'll let you in for nowt.

 

Right next to Old Troutford. Aye

 

Where's that place Cock Rocket's mates went to, just outside your flat with all the chod chompers?

 

Nah they were hanging around boyztown. Basically a couple of streets full of chucky and fudge packers.

 

That's the one, I wonder if he found anybody for his mates to batter.

 

They were taking many a mans batter.

 

Still chuckling at one

 

It was wasted on Comm.

 

Women have no sense of humour Tel!