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Off Topic Tourettes on BBC1

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    a group of them In the same room abusing each other ffs.

    Like a meet up at the Earl.

    Do you know anyone with Tourette’s?

    Apart from me.


    You c**ts


    Poor sods.
     
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    What do we want?

    A cure for tourettes

    When do we want it?

    ****
     
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    <doh>

    I just knew when I saw it that there was only one direction this thread would take...
     
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    Apparently Tim Howard has Tourette’s.

    I remember a newspaper headline that went something like:

    “I know Tourette’s isn’t meant to be catching, but when Howard made that save 20,000 people in the stand behind him involuntarily yelled “F**k me!”
     
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    I'm still chuckling about it now. I know it's wrong to do so ... but christ it's funny to actually hear people legitimately swearing at folk with no repercussions.
     
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    Typical of this place to trivialise a serious subject like this.

    I have a sibling that has it really bad, and it's difficult to understand what the **** he's on about at the best of times.

    Shame on you.....
     
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    There was a BBC documentary about some bloke in Scotland a while back, it was a revisited thing as they had done one years ago when he was a young bloke. Literally one of the funniest things I have seen, I know it's wrong but **** me I was doubled up laughing.



    It's worth a watch, not least cos the bloke nowadays looks like John Carver :)
     
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    I can imagine a lot of Sunderland fans reacting in a Tourettes-like manner at the news of Jack Ross being appointed as their manager <laugh>

    "**** sake, Jack fooking who?" <grr>

    "**** off Stewart Donald twats" <grr>

    "F*^king League Two here we ******* come, kunts, fannies, nipples" <grr>
     
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    He lives in Consett mate.
    I heard him swearing at the liquor aisle just after that documentary came out.
     
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