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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton & Hove Albion

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  1. PleaseNotPoll

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    Sunday 25th May 4pm
    Premier League
    Tottenham Hotspur Stadium​

    Dragusin, Maddison, Bergvall, Kulusevski, Werner and Scarlett are out.
    Neither side has any suspensions.

    Spurs: Kinsky; Spence, Danso, Davies, Reguilon; Gray, Sarr; Moore, Odobert, Son; Tel.
    Subs: Vicario, Porro, Cassanova, Bissouma, Bentancur, Olusesi, Johnson, Richarlison, Solanke.
    League form: LLLDLL.

    Brighton: Verbruggen; Wieffer, van Hecke, Webster, Estupinan; Baleba, Ayari; Minteh, Gruda, Adingra; Welbeck.
    Subs: Rushworth, Veltman, Julio, Dunk, Gomez, O'Riley, Hinshelwood, Howell, Mitoma.
    League form: DLWDWW.

    Ref: Rob Jones. VAR: Michael ****ing Oliver.

    TV: Not televised in the UK.

    How would you like to line up for this one and how do you think we actually will line up?
     
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    No, seriously, which hacks will claim to have the flu ahead of the pre-match presser?
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

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    Lineup - whoever is sober in time
     
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  4. The Changing Man

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    There will be a who can walk the half way line straightest test before KO to determine the starting XI
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

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    Well that's Porro and Bissouma out
     
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    Genuinely....does anyone actually care about the result...seeing them parade the cup is all anyone's going for <laugh>

    Still on cloud nine
     
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    Only 9? I'm still on double figures...<laugh> <laugh>
     
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    None of us really care about the result - we're used to losing in the league - but I am intrigued by how this game is prepared for. There is only today and not many of them look like they'll be ready to train, could be a real car crash. We've taken some beatings in our final games but we could be in record territory.
     
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    Interesting starting xi...

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  10. Alfie Conn

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    <applause><applause><applause>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <applause>
     
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    Hopefully Brighton will do the honourable thing
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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    Commit seppuku?

    Bit extreme...
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Starting XI is basically whoever passes a breathalyser test.
     
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    Good luck with that!! <laugh>
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Hurzeler’s said his team’s gonna give us a guard of honour tomorrow.

    Classy gesture.
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    Until one of Johnson or Porro vomit on them, at least...
     
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  18. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    It would actually be quite comical if Ange selected the full/ majority of the XI from Wednesday just to see who chunders first.

    Could have bets on player and minute.
     
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    Could 11 post-Party inebriants possibly do worse than the last few PL performances??





    Yes...probably! <yikes> <laugh>
     
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  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Add in the fact I and many others dug up some turf, it could be quite the comedy show!
     
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