Totally OT..

Now then..

Just a bit of light hearted Saturday night banter but in all honesty in looking for a woman are you a leg man, breast man, thighs man, eyes man, ears man (for ****ing sense into etc), ankles & feet man, personality man, hair smelling man or just a perv?

For me it's the eyes & spirituality..

Be honest now & to all of you out there all over the place..

 

Oh or a tit...............

man..

 

Deaf, Dumb, Blind and the owner of an off license.

 

1 tits, 2 arse, 3 face
in that order mate

 

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..?

 

fooking mint lol haha

 

Who gives a **** Joe?

You & I both know we had the most beautiful women we could ever wish for.

All the best my friend.

 

I still have mine just D and on that thought the world of love turns to you. You are the soundest lad any forum could give, sound in every way..x

A true gent & a mate for life xx

 

I prefer birds to have two tits myself.

 

Proud to be so marra.

 

x to you mate from me, lollie nd Beanie..

 

Alright ya ****er, you'll have me seriously greeting in a minute lad.

I think the world of you mate & would stand toe to toe with you anytime.

Hope everything go's spot on for Dan & his lass too mate.

 

Stand toe to toe with me any time D, I always welcome a peck on the cheek now and then That's Beanie on the avatar btw, 2.5 years, a handful, a little **** but a great little girl if you get my drift?

Stay strong D..

Thoughts are always with you.. S

 

She looks like my Erin.

Thought's with you & Lollie mate.

 

Always x

 

I'm looking for a woman who would be happy sitting on the graveyard wall with me, eating chips out of the paper on a windy rainy night. Then we go home together she is desperate for coitus but I deny her time and time again because I am in a higher spiritual place now and don't see the need for sex anymore, eventually she comes round to my way of thinking and we live happily ever after in blissful celibacy.