This thread is here for you to post whatever totally absurd rumour whether football-related or not... The first rumour concerns DT, not seen since France surrendered in the Euros. And the rumour is that the Men In Black have recaptured him and sent him home, about 30 light years past Alpha-Centauri... Over to you...
I'd say that DT is giving his speedo's an airing in the South of France and the Gendamerie didn't like it!!!!
I took a sabbatical at the request of Loan Ranger which in retrospect I realize was a mistake because the guy wouldn't know good manners if they sat on his face. I wonder is Oddball's disappearance in relation to France flopping in the finals?
Nothing absurd about that, some very reliable journalists have backed up the belief that Robin van Persie would ideally like to stay at Arsenal.
I've always thought of RVP as an idealist. Why else would he persevere at a club that plays nice football but never wins anything?
I've heard that he's decided to stay ... only after Wenger showed him the covert video footage ready to upload to YouTube.
Do you want to shift your 'we will possibly sign one of the 368 players who were at the Euros' thread on to here Facta?