Total Wipeout

Looks like i'll be auditioning, she's miles ahead of me in the fantasy football

 

Your gingerness will never handle the Argie sunshine LR.

 

i love the sun my optimum temp is about 30.

its just a shame my pasty white skin is so tender.

 

Wonder if that little gobshite Hammond will call you the fat Chris Evans

 

its almost a certainty. i'm hoping i can build up some good points and take her from behind near the end but if i'm honest, i'm worried.

 

she's 160 points ahead. i really need capdevila or silva to get a hat trick tonight.

 

You realise that after surviving desert warfare you're going to be the first person to become a paraplegic on Total Wipeout.

 

that wont hurt as much as being beating at fantasy football/anything by Mrs.LR

 

I cant' fault your logic there.

 

if i win her life will become a living hell

 

So we've established you need to audition for total wipeout if you lose, what does she need to do if you win? Spread the cheeks?

 

If she wins and gives you a hard time LR, do something really weird like leave a jar of your own piss under the sink.
That'll learn her.

 

i had my reasons.


if i win then she has to train for a year and do a 10k. she couldnt even run a bath.