Torres talks Chelsea

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I went to a fancy dress shop to get my Halloween costume I fancied going as Dracula. The stupid girl gave me a Liverpool shirt<yikes> I said "you have made a mistake I wanted to go as a count"

hahaha.


If you see a scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

because it might be your bike!
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

Because they don't have three wise men and a virgin!
 
following your picture trend Ginge,

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Andy Carroll's private caravan, purchased from a bailiff auction after the raid of Dale Farm