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Topical Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <whistle>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Obviously, I'm a law-abiding citizen so I widnae.



    Imagine, she'd turned 16, though - different ball game <ok>
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nah, she looks like a pig.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Not because she's 15 then? <whistle>
     
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    wrong sex for you anyway.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The secretary in my building looks a lot like her, except that she's in her 30s and quite fat. It's a no from me.

    I'm an enlightened individual so age is irrelevant to me <whistle>
     
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    I like the way they keep saying she's not in any immediate physical danger - why did the teacher take her all the way to France then? I doubt it was so that he could teach her the finer points of Des Cartes in a more appropriate setting <doh>.
     
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    She's getting taught the finer points of something - doubt it's Descartes, though.

    Possibly Desfartes (destroyed farter), though?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If she was 16, I wid.


    Case closed.


    Bet she loves it <ok>
     
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    She'll be finding out exactly how Jane Birkin felt when she met Serge Gainsbourg. I wonder if they'll release their duet though? <whistle>
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    who is this person ?
     
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    a 15 year old school girl who has, allegedly, legged it to france with her teacher. Anyone know where the fan with no name is as he fantasised about that sort of carry on.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Fan widnae go to France <naeburkhas>
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    a year in Provence....
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If the guy waited a year and quit his job, he could've been baw deep in her for years to come anywhere he wanted.
     
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    He should be kicked out the maths teachers guild for forgtting to apply the important equation: B4I&#8730;U RU/16

    (Before I root you, are you over 16?)
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Before I square root you, are you divided by 16?

    B4I8====DU RU>16?

    (before I boaby you, are you greater than 16? If she was a day over sixteen, in excel, it would count before anyone gets arsey<ok>)

    EDIT: I see you helpfully explained it <doh>
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She's too young of course but she looks like the horn's hanging right out of her.
     
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    whats in a year eh?

    the two are obviously madly in love.

    there no enough love in the world.

    apart from sordid man love, too many ****s anally abusing one another.
     
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