I do suffer with my stomach somewhat.. For the last week just about everything I've eaten has provided me with tremendous wind. So much so I woke myself up whim at expelling a particularly loud trump. Frightened the dog too. So here is a list for your perusal debate etc of meals that seem to give me wind.. Just had steak and chips with sautéed sprouts for dinner. Half hour in and they are producing gas. Pizza. Particularly BBQ pizza from dominoes. That was the culprit for waking myself up fart last night. Pulled beef. If you've never tried pulled beef it is amazing the tastiest thing to have in a bap with creamy horseradish.. It also gave me foul smelling gas for two days. Cauliflower cheese with chestnut mushrooms and bacon. A delightful accompaniment to a roast dinner. And provides extreme wind. Roast beef. Boiled eggs. Curry. Baked beans. (Obvious but effective) Broccoli Randomly made lasagne this week and that too have me terrible wind.. Thanks for taking the time to read this
I don't really eat lamb.. Though Sunday dinners are just a minefield of trouser trumpet ingredients. Cabbage should get an honourable mention. Apparently sprouts only give you the trumps if you've overlooked the little fellas.
This is my specialist subject .. My workmate his name was Keith Bolton used to purposely eat stuff to wind a sensitive fellow employee up who would physically retch if the combination was correct. 1 Can Heinze all day beakfast in beans with sausage and egg 1 can of Frankferters 1 cup of Bovril. He would eat this for lunch purposely hunt down the victim knowing he would vomit. The stench was awful like rotting pig flesh and he was aked to go for an investigation by the company at everyones amusement. True story Keith also anally raped a female workmate after a pub crawl around the Circle line when she was asleep.
Sounds like a top lad.. The sprouts I made tonight are taking hold. Just adjourned to the kitchen for a cigarette. Sat on a bar stool which are perfect trumping implements lifted a cheek and let it bellow.
Quality thread. Hitler's diet consisted mainly of cabbage and onions, and his wind was legendary within the Reich. Farty-Pants Fuhrer they named him. And an urban myth suggests that a particularly violent parp was the reason for his savaged testicle. All true.
Nowt better than going to mummy's for dinner, over indulging in soup and veg, then farting unannounced, silent but violent, in the car on the way home. 5 seconds later, all windows down as your wife and kids desperately gasp for air as the wretched stench that engulfs the enclosed compartment reeks havoc. Happy times for this Bear.
My wind has eased somewhat today after yesterday's sautéed sprouts. Got roast chicken with roasted potatoes and parsnips. Garlic and herb stuffing, peas and sautéed carrots. Not sure if there is anything to produce bad wind. But with my dodgy stomach am sure and remain hopeful something will provide me some.
Beer, brassicas and legumes tend to do it. Can't see how you'd get any effects from meat, probably got stomach aids.
No a mix of meat (preferably cured) and veg is essential. Meat protein takes around 4hrs to digest while the simple starchy structures of vegetables are dealt with in the gullet in a matter of 0.5 - 1hrs. The meat holds the whole process up and so the already digested veg cant move on and so is left to fester with the gastro-intestinal bacteria and produce the sweet and seductive methane perfume scents we so indecorously call farts.
Sorry to burst your bubble but I was a vegetarian for 4 years and believe me I made gas. Thinking back, the most potent thing I ever consumed was, and it's no longer available but I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it: Beanfeast Lentil Curry.
Beans and lentils - full of protein. Therein lies the answer Festering veg is needed to produce the gas, the protein is needed to give it a truly pungent nature
please log in to view this image Especially with curry powder added to it. I'm all but banned from eating it in my house.
Tell yer wife to brush her teeth. My dick looks like it's got gangrene after she's been sooking at it.
