Once upon a time, the BBC would produce a programme all about motor cars and what they were like to drive. A sort of inside-track for those who didn't have the time or patience to go and test-drive fifteen different cars. For the last few years though, Top Gear has become something of a novelty show. Blowing up old caravans, banger-racing, driving obscenely expensive cars across Europe for no other reason than pretending to 'race' against other co-presenters. No, it's all gone a bit ****. Still, don't take my word for it... [video=youtube;K7CnMQ4L9Pc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc[/video] "Hahaha, GYPSIES!"
"contribution to human culture"? Says the closeted homosexual who calls himself 'Jock c**t', claims to be only a year old and also claims to reside just outside the anus of a female poster? Also lacking the intellect to create an original jibe? Yeah, that's culture alright!
I loathe Top Gear, but Stewart Lee really is a smug, unfunny c**t. His audience is largely made up of spotty, pissed-up uni students and full-time Guardianistas. You can't polish a turd, but you can definitely roll it in glitter. He deserves the same treatment George Galloway got.
I tend to just use words that occur to me at that moment. I have no interest in trying to appear intelligent by using obscure words and thinking myself clever for looking them up Oh look, another jibe based on dogs. Quite the wit, aren't you?
"I hate Richard Hammond because he's not a real hamster." Hilarious, my sides are violently splitting.
Stewart has a point though. It's not the first time this sort of false advertising as gone unpunished! Remember this fraud? [video=youtube;MIQRZn-JvPs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQRZn-JvPs[/video] Babybird indeed. He's no more than a fully-grown man.
