Looking through this gallery on the Guardian and I came across a 23 year oldDutch Winger who plays for Sporting Lisbon and rejoices in the unlikely name of Ricky van Wolfswinkel. Personally, I think we should sign him, just for comedy value and to keep us smiling through those difficult winter months. He might be useless but I wouldn't care. He's listed as being worth £15m which is exactly the same as they have our Clint listed for - how about a player swop?
