Top Ten things Liverpool FC doesn't want to hear. 10. 'Mr. Carroll how do you plead, guilty or not guilty?' 9. 'Joe Cole....He's as good as Messi or Ronaldo on the ball'. 8. 'White liquid in a bottle has to be milk'. 7. 'Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you the new Zidane, Bruno Cheyrou!' 6. Djimi Traore coming back to Liverpool FC. 5. Rafa spent over ã200 million!! 4. No fear Ngog is playing tonight! 3. Liverpool FC you have failed to make the seedings for the Europea League. 2. Man Utd Premier League Champions 2010-11. 1. Number 1 thing Liverpool FC doesn't want to hear: KPR is your biggest fan!!