Toondes - An apology

This is a publiuc outing of my self to show how sorry I am to the missus. After
haviing a skin ful last night I arrived home after visiting Aspers Casino at 4.10am. On arrival home I started being sick on the sofa which in turn woke the boss.

After dragging me upstairs to bed ( not in a hot, sexual way) I then proceeded to piss myself and the bed.

As I write this I am in the dog house....badly.

What is worse is that she doesnt know I'm out at 12.30 for the match.

Wish me luck

 

Oh and

HWTL

 

I think that should be HWTD. You're going to need all the cheering on you can get.

 

did u lose in the casino n all??

 

How's your head, I'm ashamed to say I lost a whole day yesterday after a night in town on Thursday. I still feel ropey today, I'm having to put on a brave face so I don't get into trouble. I will be dragging myself to the match though.

 

Have you said sorry to the missus. I find grovelling help's.

Flower's and Choc's dont do it, tried it to many times.

 

Hi all. Yeah Ive been grovelling like mad. She's started grunting at me now so there progress haha
Only £40 down from the casino so not too bad. I only played roulette.

Im still dying but have to man up cos I'm going out in 1hour and a half.

Her response when I told her '' Please yourself''.

Thanks love

 

what a legend hahaha

 

Stange coincidence - I remeber Sir David Niven telling the exact same story to myself and Sir Peter Ustinov over dinner in the Savoy Grill. I'll never forget his words :
'I tell you, old boy, I woke up sweating like a wig-wam full of rapists. She had a face like a bull dog licking piss off a nettle for a week!'

 

The missus doesnt agree! haha

 

Well played! I have, despsite my inability to know when to stop, only ever pissed myself the once...In Sydney after drinking a bottle of tequila. Usually this wouldn't have been much of an incident. Except we were staying in a hostel...and the hostel had bunkbeds...and my mate was in the bunkbed below...1:0!

 

I bet he was thrilled about that!

 

If you can vomit all over yourself and stand in a taxi queue demanding to be taken seriously then you are a man.

 

Time for a top 5 pissing and sicking yourself thread? haha

 

I don't understand why blokes nowadays let the GF's kick them out, or kick them out the bedroom.
Why not just tell her to get her arse out of the bed?

It's 50/50 your house aswell mate. I suppose you're in the wrong here, but it's quite annoying how one extreme i.e. the men being in control, has gone to the next extreme, the women being in control.
I feel for the fathers that have their children taken away from them when they break up from their missus, i don't see why it's the woman that always gets to keep the kid. I can't imagine how it must feel to be away from your kids.

I'm sorry for that digression but i've seen how it can effect a bloke. My mate had a bitch of a gf, she cheated on him, and she for some reason was allowed to take his son away from him.
I know fathers have visitation rights, but that wouldn't be enough for me. If i had a kid i'd want to be around it all day every day, spoil it rotten and love it. The world is ****ed up.

 

Chill Fella,
I'm only in the dog house cos I pissed and sicked myself.

No Biggy.

 

Please yourself means, dare and you will regret it.
Go ahead means, dare and you will regret it.
I don't care means, dare and you will regret it.
blah blah blah.
So whatever you do you will regret it. Go out and do it again. Do something to regret properly.

 

Off out in 10 mins.
She's gunna be a happy bunny when I see her tomorrow hahaha

You only live once man. Ill take the punishment tomorrow.

HWTL 2-0 lover and jonas

 

**** off

 

Tomorrow.

Not taking her out tonight, you