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Toon4Europe Is Back - And With A List!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toon4Europe, Oct 3, 2011.

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  1. Toon4Europe

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    Aye, tis I, Toon4Europe back from the dead. I'm been trawling this forum for a few months and it wasn't until good ol' zeTom baited me out of hiding, that I decided to come onto this yoke again.

    And in true Toon4Europe fashion, here's a title of the 100 best players in the Premier League over the last decade.

    Now, listen carefully. This is simply not a list compiled of the most talented players... NOR is it a list of the actual best players. It is a list of the players who have had the biggest effect/impact on the Premier League since 2001. ie. While Hernandez is clearly a better player than Kevin Davies, Davies has been doing it for quite a while longer, and so merits a place.


    1. Alan Shearer (-2006 - Newcastle United)
    2. Thierry Henry (-2007 - Arsenal)
    3. Cristiano Ronaldo (2003-2009 - Manchester United)
    4. Wayne Rooney (2002-2004 - Everton, 2004-2011 Manchester United)
    5. Frank Lampard (-2011, Chelsea)
    6. Steven Gerrard (-2011, Liverpool)
    7. Roy Keane (-2005 - Manchester United)
    8. Patrick Vieira (-2005 - Arsenal, 2010-2011 - Manchester City)
    9. John Terry (-2011 - Chelsea)
    10. Ryan Giggs (-2011 - Manchester United)
    11. Ruud van Nistelrooy (-2006 - Manchester United)
    12. Michael Owen (-2004 - Liverpool, 2005-2009 - Newcastle, 2010-2011 - Manchester United)
    13. Nemanja Vidic (2006-2011 - Manchester United)
    14. Dennis Bergkamp (-2006 - Arsenal)
    15. Paul Scholes (-2011 - Manchester United)
    16. Cesc Fabregas (2004-2011 - Arsenal)
    17. Didier Drogba (2004-2011 - Chelsea)
    18. Claude Makalele (2003-2008 - Chelsea)
    19. Robert Pires (-2006 - Arsenal, 2010-2011 - Aston Villa)
    20. Ashley Cole (-2006 - Arsenal, 2006-2011 - Chelsea)
    21. Rio Ferdinand (-2002 - Leeds United, 2002-2011 - Manchester United)
    22. Fernando Torres (2007-2011 - Liverpool, 2011- Chelsea)
    23. Petr Cech (2004-2011 - Chelsea)
    24. Shay Given (-2009 - Newcastle United, 2009-2011 - Manchester City, 2011- Aston Villa)
    25. Carlos Tevez (2006-2007 - West Ham, 2007-2009 - Manchester United, 2009-2011 - Manchester City)
    26. Robin van Persie (2004-2011 - Arsenal)
    27. Michael Essien (2005-2011 - Chelsea)
    28. Jamie Carragher (-2011 - Liverpool)
    29. Pepe Reina (2005-2011 - Liverpool)
    30. Xabi Alonso (2004-2009 - Liverpool)
    31. Paolo di Canio (-2003 - West Ham, 2003-2004 - Charlton)
    32. Freddie Ljungberg (-2007 - Arsenal, 2007-2008 - West Ham)
    33. Edwin van der Sar (-2005 - Fulham, 2005-2011 - Manchester United)
    34. Sol Campbell (-2006 - Arsenal, 2006-2009 - Portsmouth, 2010-2011 - Newcastle United)
    35. Darren Fletcher (-2011 - Manchester United)
    36. Ledley King (-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    37. Robbie Keane (-2002 - Leeds United, 2002-2008 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2008-2009 - Liverpool, 2009-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2011 - West Ham United)
    38. Craig Bellamy (-2005 - Newcastle United, 2005-2006 - Blackburn Rovers, 2006-2007 - Liverpool, 2007-2009 - West Ham, 2009-2011 - Manchester United, 2011 - Liverpool)
    39. Tim Cahill (2004-2011 - Everton)
    40. Joe Cole (-2003 - West Ham, 2003-2010 - Chelsea, 2010-2011 - Liverpool)
    41. Nicolas Anelka (2002 - Liverpool, 2002-2005 - Manchester City, 2006-2008 - Bolton Wanderers, 2008-2011 - Chelsea)
    42. Gareth Barry (-2009 - Aston Villa, 2009-2011 - Manchester City)
    43. Dietmar Hamann (-2006 - Liverpool, 2006-2009 - Manchester City)
    44. Patrice Evra (2006-2011 - Manchester United)
    45. Scott Parker (-2004 - Charlton, 2004-2005 - Chelsea, 2005-2007 - Newcastle United, 2007-2011 - West Ham, 2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    46. Jermain Defoe (-2004 - West Ham, 2004-2008 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2008-2009 - Portsmouth, 2009-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    47. Darren Bent (2005-2007 - Charlton, 2007-2009 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2009-2011 - Sunderland, 2011 - Aston Villa)
    48. Gary Speed (-2004 - Newcastle United, 2004-2007 - Bolton Wanderers)
    49. Dimitar Berbatov (2006-2008 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2008-2011 - Manchester United)
    50. Brad Friedel (-2008 - Blackburn Rovers, 2008-2011 - Aston Villa, 2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    51. Damien Duff (-2003 - Blackburn Rovers, 2003-2006 - Chelsea, 2006-2009 - Newcastle United, 2009-2011 - Fulham)
    52. Jussi Jaaskelainen (-2011 - Bolton Wanderers)
    53. Mark Schwarzer (-2008 - Middlesbrough, 2008-2011 - Fulham)
    54. Gary Neville (-2011 - Manchester United)
    55. Danny Murphy (-2004 - Liverpool, 2004-2006 - Charlton, 2006-2007 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2007-2011 - Fulham)
    56. Kieron Dyer (-2007 - Newcastle United, 2007-2011 - West Ham, 2011 - QPR)
    57. Kolo Toure (2002-2009 - Arsenal, 2009-2011 - Manchester City)
    58. Olof Mellberg (-2008 - Aston Villa)
    59. Emmanuel Adebayor (2006-2009 - Arsenal, 2009-2011 - Manchester City, 2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    60. Ricardo Carvalho (2004-2010 - Chelsea)
    61. David Beckham (-2003 - Manchester United)
    62. Eidur Gudjohnsen (-2006 - Chelsea, 2010 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2010-2011 - Stoke City, 2011 - Fulham)
    63. Michael Carrick (2002-2004 - West Ham, 2004-2006 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2006-2011 - Manchester United)
    64. Tugay (-2008 - Blackburn Rovers)
    65. Sami Hyypia (-2009 - Liverpool)
    66. Clint Dempsey (2006-2011 - Fulham)
    67. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (-2004 - Chelsea, 2004-2006 - Middlesbrough, 2006-2007 - Charlton)
    68. Peter Crouch (2002-2004 - Aston Villa, 2004-2005 - Southampton, 2005-2008 - Liverpool, 2008-2009 - Portsmouth, 2009-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2011 - Stoke City)
    69. Kanu (-2004 - Arsenal, 2004-2006 - West Brom, 2006-2010 - Portsmouth)
    70. Yakubu (2003-2005 - Portsmouth, 2005-2007 - Middlesbrough, 2007-2011 - Everton, 2011 - Blackburn Rovers)
    71. James Milner (2002-2004 - Leeds United, 2004-2008 - Newcastle United, 2008-2010 - Aston Villa, 2010-2011 - Manchester City)
    72. Ashley Young (2006-2007 - Watford, 2007-2011 - Aston Villa, 2011 - Manchester United)

    73. John O'Shea (-2011 - Manchester United)
    74. Kevin Davies (-2011 - Bolton Wanderers)
    75. Jonathan Woodgate (-2003 - Leeds United, 2003-2004 - Newcastle United, 2007-2008 - Middlesbrough, 2008-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur, 2011 - Stoke City)
    76. Louis Saha (-2004 - Fulham, 2004-2008 - Manchester United, 2008-2011 - Everton)
    77. Kevin Nolan (-2009 - Bolton Wanderers, 2009-2011 - Newcastle United)
    78. Luka Modric (2008-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    79. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (-2007 - Manchester United)
    80. Richard Dunne (-2009 - Manchester City, 2009-2011 - Aston Villa)
    81. Stewart Downing (-2009 - Middlesbrough, 2009-2011 - Aston Villa, 2011 - Liverpool)
    82. Mark Viduka (-2004 - Leeds United, 2004-2007 - Middlesbrough, 2007-2009 - Newcastle United)
    83. Jay-Jay Okocha (2002-2006 - Bolton Wanderers)
    84. Gabriel Agbonlahor (2005-2011 - Aston Villa)
    85. Arjen Robben (2004-2007 - Chelsea)
    86. Lee Bowyer (-2003 - Leeds United, 2003 - West Ham, 2003-2006 - Newcastle United, 2006-2009 - West Ham, 2009-2011 - Birmingham City)
    87. David James (-2004 - West Ham, 2004-2006 - Manchester City, 2006-2010 - Portsmouth)
    88. Micah Richards (2005-2011 - Manchester City)
    89. Aaron Lennon (2003-2005 - Leeds United, 2005-2011 - Tottenham Hotspur)
    90. Phil Jagielka (2006-2007 - Sheffield United, 2007-2011 - Everton)
    91. Mikel Arteta (2004-2011 - Everton, 2011-Arsenal)
    92. Robbie Fowler (-2003, Leeds United, 2003-2006 - Manchester City, 2006-2007 - Liverpool)
    93. Gianfranco Zola (-2003 - Chelsea)
    94. Phil Neville (-2005 - Manchester United, 2005-2011 - Everton)
    95. Sylvain Distin (-2002 - Newcastle United, 2002-2007 - Manchester City, 2007-2009 - Portsmouth, 2009-2011 - Everton)
    96. Luke Young (-2007 - Charlton, 2007-2008 - Middlesbrough, 2008-2011 - Aston Villa, 2011- QPR)
    97. Boudewijn Zenden (-2004 - Chelsea, 2003-2005 - Middlesbrough, 2005-2007 - Liverpool, 2009-2011 - Sunderland)
    98. Gareth Southgate (-2006 - Middlesbrough)
    99.. Shaun Wright-Phillips (-2005 - Manchester City, 2005-2008 - Chelsea, 2008, 2011 - QPR)
    100. Nolberto Solano (-2004 - Newcastle United, 2004-2005 - Aston Villa, 2005-2007 - Newcastle United, 2007-2008 - West Ham

    Whaddya think lads?
     
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  2. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    From a quick scan only one thing confused me. Carvalho over Hyypia?!
     
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  3. Snorlax

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    Baffling thing is why you spent the time doing this
     
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  4. steviemac14

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    93 - Gianfranco Zola
    61 - David Beckham
    35 - Darren Fletcher

    <doh>
     
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  5. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    New forum, new year, still a bellend. <ok>
     
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  6. Colly NUFC

    Colly NUFC Active Member

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    Bollocks. If 'zetom1' and 'toon4europe' aren't both Tash I'll cut Leazes bollocks off.
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Very interesting
     
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  8. NUFCaw

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    Have you nicked this list or actually spent the time making it yourself?

    I reckon I could of had 6 ****s, a few games on fifa, done one of my uni assignments, 3 more ****s, went to the gym, done a shift at work, got a shower then had another **** in the time it's took you to do this list.
     
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  9. Snorlax

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    Joey Barton? Antonio Valencia? Park Ji Sung? Just random names I thought might make the list
     
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  10. beardface

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    ZeTom comes back the other day, and now apparently T4E is.

    Suspicions. I have some.
     
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  11. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    All three have independent IPs. I haven't seen any of ZeTom's posts but I can tell that this drivel is the original Toon4Europe. <ok>
     
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  12. Paco Montoya

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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    ZeTom and T4E back? This is too much
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Disagree completely - Barton has had one good season for us and was ok for Man City
     
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  15. Smudger

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    They always return at the same time. Clearly the same bloke.
     
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  16. manageordieal

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    Park, Valencia and Barton have no right to be on the list baboon
     
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  17. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Clearly not T4E, the other one probably wasn't zeTom, has he even posted since the other day?
     
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  18. Smudger

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    I could have sworn you said you were zeTom once. Might not have happened, unless you were joking?
     
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  19. Snorlax

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    I sorta picked some bad examples but there are players that could and should be in the list.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    This is a very boring article.
     
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