Match Day Thread Toon vs Wolves

Friday 8th April, SJP
Kick-off 8pm

Toon face high-flying Wolves, who will be without their joint top-scorer Jiminez and playmaker Neves.

Toon last 5 games:
L - Spuds 5 Toon 1
L - Everton 1 Toon 0
L - Chelsea 1 Toon 0
W - Southampton 1 Toon 2
W - Toon 2 Brighton 1

Wolves last 5 games:
W - Wolves 2 Villa 1
L - Wolves 2 Leeds 3
W - Everton 0 Wolves 1
W - Wolves 4 Watford 0
L - Wolves 0 Palace 2

Referee will be Peter Bankes
VAR will be Jared Gillett

PREDICTIONS:
If we lose Roly will blame Chris Wood.
If we lose DPP will blame Shelvey and call him a ****.
If we lose Munse will blame ASM.
If we win there will be a party.
If we win Tash will cause a flood.
If we win Jokeinere will eat his hat.
Trev won't remember whether we win or not.
Nev won't notice whether there is a game or not.

 

So much for trying to reach all groups on here with the Match Day thread demonstrating equality and inclusiveness.

How do you think Chippy is going to feel when there isn’t one picture and no reference to cans, chinos or mustard?

 

This a mustard chino free zone.

Feel free to post pictures of cans.

 

You’re just not thinking!!!

Now I have mental pictures of Chippy slobbering over his laptop with no pants on.

 

Each to their own Trev, we're not judging you or your ACS fantasies here. But can we please try to keep on topic of the match day thread. Thanks

 

I was weirdly confident before Spurs. I’m now weirdly scared we’ll get beaten without much of a fight. Like the pre Xmas spell under new ownership we just couldn’t get it together.

Wolves are a really solid side. They still have something to play for and I’m worried our players don’t believe they do. We may have further pain before we eventually get clear.

 

Fantasies??

It’s what mares are made of at night time.

 

We need Max to play like he did against Everton (h)

2-1 toon

 

Referee: Peter Bankes -- useless twat conned by Maddison for a pen against Leicester last time out also an Everton fan

Assistants: James Mainwaring, Wade Smith.

Fourth official: Tony Harrington - Smog Monster

VAR: Jarred Gillet - useless Var Twat official awarding a pen against us and denying a pen for us against Villa, away

Assistant VAR: Derek Eaton.

 

Rumours that Shelvey is a **** is in Dubai. Fingers crossed that he can’t play.

 

Why is he in Dubai?

Maybe the new owners are getting him measured up for the latest SJP statue?

 

Looks like Fede was in full training with the squad though.

 

A convincing 4-1 win for the lads and a first Mojito of the summer in the dressing room afterwards, by the time we play Palace and Leicester we'll have the ray-bans on, the baseball caps on the Mustard deck shorts and the purple sliders all ready to go.

 

Why not? He’s a statue on the pitch, may as well be one off the pitch

 

I wanted to type “we’ll easy beat these ****s”…. but it keeps coming out as “we’ve gone **** and they’ll take the 3 points”

 

Nah, we've just not had a home game in what feels like 2 months.

 

Apologise now, or leave this thread!!

 

ASM----------Wood-----------Fraser
-----Joelinton-Bruno--Willock------
Targett----Burn--Schar-----Manquillo
-----------------Dubz---------------------

I'm going for 1-1 for this.

 

if you type in “Shelvey is a ****” your screen will flash saying “we know”