Toon movie makers - the challenge

Right then chaps - we've got a new intake of johnny foreigners in our ranks, and the second game of the season is against the dirty neighbours. We don't have much time to indoctrinate these fellows as to just how important this game is to us and them. We need to know that they understand, so that when they take their place on the battlefield, they're under no illusion about what to expect, and what's expected of them.

So, all you budding Spielbergs, Scorseses, De Palmas and Kubricks, we require the definitive Not 606 derby movie. We want blood and thunder, stirring music, epic game clips, the history, soundbites, fans, interview clips, the whole shebang.

Make it magnificent, make it moving, make it monumental. Your aim, film-maker, is to make the watcher shed tears of emotion, to swell our collective chests with unbridled pride, and set our knees a-tremble with anticipation.

In recognition of this, a new rating will be instigated - the tear rating. Viewers will be asked to rate your effort on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 tear indicating that they were left unmoved, 5 tears denoting that they cried like a baby and are covered in snot.

If we get something that is by consensus truly spectacular, we could sent it to Pards as a 'pre-match training aid' for the lads to watch.

 

Nice idea - do a decent job and it'd be a net sensation that nobody Gould help but notice at NUFC so you wouldn't
need to rely on just sending a copy to Pardew. May need to have French subtitles or voice over for any important
clips/messages too...