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Tool of the decade- Ashley Cole

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by holystone, Nov 29, 2011.

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    Anyone who could bed some real slappers behind wor Cheryl's back deserves the gong.

    What was he thinking?..........pity his brains were in the wrong part of his anatomy.

    ( having said that I'd not be too impressed if I had to share the house with the mother-in-law and like 6 dogs).........still.
     
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    holystone, Nov 29, 2011
  2. Pull the Arfa one

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    He's gay
     
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  3. holystone

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    Because?
     
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  4. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    If Cheryl ever takes the slimeball back I will slap her and I'm not a violent lady.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Nov 29, 2011
  5. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    She won't heard, she got with Taio Cruz (I think it was).
     
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  6. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Thank god I didnt want to slap her.
     
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  7. holystone

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    Got to ask......did she really believe him first time.........or simply want to believe?
     
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  8. Sports Direct Username

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    Careful, I heard she does like to fight fight fight fight fighttt....

    I'll get my coat.
     
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  9. Pull the Arfa one

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    He likes guys. Heard that from the inside when all those "gay premier league stars" newspaper articles were coming out a few years ago. Dunno if its definitely true.
     
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  10. Wedge Head Tiote

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    It seems like I'm the only one who quite likes Ashley Cole, you just don't know what was happening in private, for all we know she could have been a bitch to him.
     
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    I'd do unthinkable things to her!
     
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  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    She does seem to have a thing for the black lads...**** her, I'd rather ride The Saturdays anyway!
     
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  13. holystone

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    When you say you like him. What, in a bloke way?..............LOL
     
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  14. Wedge Head Tiote

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    No just generally as a footballer and I also think it's quite funny how everyone hates him but he doesn't give a ****
     
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    Don't worry we will hurl abuse at him for the duration of the match at St James on Saturday just like we did last year. I hate him.
     
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  16. lady-eleanor

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    Love can be blind but I think she wanted to believe and I think that she still love's the slimeball, silly lady.
     
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  17. holystone

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    Tumbleweed moment...................
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Has he cheated on her again?!
     
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  19. holystone

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    No, the point of the thread was with Cheryl at home why would you cop off with several slappers in succession .......methinks its a power / control thing.
     
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    holystone, Nov 29, 2011
  20. Why aye Cabaye

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    Do you get all of them tho or do you need to pick one? Probably still take Cheryl over all of them tho. But offer me Katherine Jenkins and I'll be happy as a pig in ****.
     
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