In the Champions League final, Dani Alves goes down like a ton of bricks after an awful Paul Scholes tackle. The referee sends Scholes off, but also books Alves for simulation. "What the hell ref? How can you send him off and also book me for diving?" "Well, the tackle was on Iniesta."
Now that is funny. How about this,Fergie demands that a penalty be given when a largely anonymous Wayne Rooney gets fouled in the centre circle.
A good occasion to have a pop at a new joke. New gulf discovered!! Located between Manchester and Barcelona. It has been named the "Gulf of Football" Terrible United got owned far worse this time. I had said, no hernandez as Barca press press press n he got no strenght for a battle like that and guess what anonomous and offered no defensive contribution and it turned out so. You always think United have a chance until you again see the gulf between them both, United were flattered by chelsea marseille and schalke and it has ben shown up tonight
I love it tho, 10 minutes again and then that sound you hear when you let the air out of a large balloon They had absolutely no idea what to do, Sporting Gigon manageed to get a result, Arsenal made a game of it albeit with some luck, Hernandez was dead weight after 10 minutes park giggs and Valencia after 30 minutes, not learning from last time about attacking options when you have not got the ball and cannot win it in key areas, the high press was always gonna do em, exactly like last time, and Fergie knew what he did wrong? oh yeah darren fletcher wasn't there, I cant remember if carrick was playing
What do Torres and Imogen Thomas have in common? Not too long ago, they were both ****ing good footballers.
In order for it to be a battle there has to be two sides fighting. It was more like a torture chamber.
