We have now been linked with 100 players since the end of the season. Bold = confirmed . Most were press/ Internet sourced probably less than 15 'what about' punts by posters. Kudos to Rangers Til I Die for Park. This milestone seems an appropriate time for me to stop adding to the list, as I can't be arsed to keep going for another five weeks. Moral - don't believe everything you read. Those names in full, chronological order: Denilson (Houston) Bendtner(Houston) Frimpong (1954) Defoe(Queenslandrangers) De Jong (Sooperhoop) Moses(Sooperhoop) Hoillett Given (Oslo) Robinson Green (Sooperhoop) Joe Cole (1954) Owen Hargreaves Craig Gordon (1954) Yakubu (Finn) Thomas Ince (Sooperhoop) M Phillips (Blackpool) (Kentgaz) Del Piero Drogba (GroveRanger) Berbatov (Kentgaz) Kalou (Southcoast) Bosingwa (ActonHoop) Gilkes Blackpool keeper (Kentgaz) Michael Owen (Swords) Getting a bit bored now Hooper (Celtic) (Joeyranger) Gattuso (Flyer) Brad Guzan (Flyer) Jenas (Caymanmanx) Butland (Melburnian) Hangeland (Oslo) Andy Johnson (Daily Fail) Ben Foster (Daily Fail) Oedemwingie (999) Abdellaeoue (Oslo) Fabio- loan (QPRgoalie) Adam Johnson (Nuts) Stoch (Finn) Kone (999) Saha (Flanman) Reo Coker (Flanman) Dembele (Flanman) Simpson (Sooperhoop) Ba (Bill) Samba (Belfast) Lukaku (1954) Will it never end? Bas Dost (Flanman) Kenwyne Jones (Flanman) Barnetta (Flanman) Vorm (Hammy) Dyer Swansea (Hammy) Holt (Hammy) Actually pretty much anyone in the Swansea or Norwich squads (Hammy, Flyer) Mariappa (Sooperhoop) Tremoulinas (Finn) Gomes (999) Black -Hearts(Flanman) Diame (Flanman) Anelka (Staines) Pienaar (Sooperhoop) Lacina Traore (Ellers) Forster Celtic keeper (Flanman) Fernandes (Telford) Giroud (Sooperhoop) Roque Santa Cruz (Dave Thomas) Wanyama - Celtic (Sunday Mirror/Kiwi) Bentley (Finn) FFS Djourou (Renault) Nelsen (Northolt) Eljero Elija (Micnorwil) Konchesky (RTID) Ireland (Stereophoney) Kolo Toure (Ellers) Bridge (Ellers) Eboue (Flanman) Matt Jarvis (Wrightyboy) Morata (Oslo) Danny Murphy (Sooperhoop) Stephen Warnock (Wrightyboy) Rosenberg (Bushbaby) Sigurdsson (Northolt) Buttner (Flyer) Diarra (Wrightyboy) Kadar (1954) Ramis (999) Allan McGregor (Deano58) Kieron Richardson (Sooperhoop) Granero (Flanman) Lucio (Micnorwil) honestly, this is just taking the piss. One of 386 players at the Euros (Factamundo). Honestly. Bellamy (Northolt) Nolan (999) Vaz Te (Ellers) Park (RTID) Abdoulaye Ba (Norway) Ki Sun Yeung (Northolt) Benayoun (999) Gallas (Micnorwil) Jesus Christ Almighty Naughton (Grinning Cur) Miguel Torres (Flyer) Castaignos (Ellers) Alves (Ellers) Etherington (Loveitupthebush) Claasen (Goldhawk)