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Tom Jones Here Next Wednesday Handicap. Sandown 17:00.

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Cyclonic, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I have a Formal Demand for someone to Push Me into my Tuxedo so I can look like a Billion Dollar Kid at the Whitechapel near Jungle Bay, where I'm to wed Miss Bootylishes. The honeymoon will little more than a Junket as we'll be taking Mary's Pet to a con-Dominium near someplace called Kingarrick.
     
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  2. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    A man went to the doctor's and said "I can't stop singing 'Delilah'"

    The doctor replied "Ah, you have Tom Jones Syndrome"

    The man asked "Is that quite common"? to which the doctor replied "It's Not Unusual"
     
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