Surveys reckon we spend over a year and a half on the bog during our lifetime. What on earth are we doing in there for so long? In the day and age of mobile phones we are taking our devices into the loo which can have serious health implications and with a whopping 75% of us partaking in this habit the chances of illness are increased. I used to sit and read on the bog but after a few bouts of the old Farmer Giles I try and get in and out without delay. I've had some dubious threads over the years but this is literally a sh.it one. I just hope you dirty bastards wash your hands afterwards. Do you have a ritual? Can you set your watch by the call of nature? Poll to follow.
Scrawl swastikas on the cubicle wall. At home I **** in the sink and squash the stool down with an HB pencil
