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    Student gets stuck in giant stone vagina










    Last updated 12:21 23/06/2014


    Rescuers works to free the young man trapped in a sculpture of a vulva at Tubingen, Germany.


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    The young man reportedly climbed into the sculpture as a dare.





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    What was meant to be a funny dare turned into an utter embarrassment for an American exchange student, who found himself trapped in a giant stone vagina in Germany.

    Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety after his foot became trapped in the large marble sculpture at Tubingen University in Germany.

    The unnamed man is believed to have been dared to climb inside the sculpture, which sits outside the university's institute for microbiology and virology.

    But his legs soon became wedged in the carving and, despite labouring to free himself, the experts had to be summoned.

    A local newspaper, Schwäbisches Tagblatt, reported that the emergency services received a call at 1.45pm on Friday to say a young man was "stuck in a stone vulva".

    A total of 22 firefighters, five fire engines and a number of paramedics were sent to the scene, and quickly freed the man "by hand without use of equipment", the newspaper reported.

    Erick Guzman took photographs of the incident and posted them on Imgur, saying: ‘I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.

    "The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed."

    The sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, has sat outside the university for 13 years and was not damaged.

    The man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.

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  2. Didley Squat

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    thanks for that aussie
    didn't know what to do when the picture didn't display
     
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    So, you say you're feeling a bit of a twat, eh?
     
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    I've been in for hours, there IS NO g spot
     
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    Drug warning for students.. Once crack grabs you it won't let go...
     
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    Borrowed from Star Wars- The Empire Strikes Back....... "and thought they smelt bad on the outside."
     
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    "Don't worry about me lads, my horse and cart are still in there!..."
     
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    "You think this is bad? My brother's gotta come out of the arse!"
     
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    My god Katie price does like to put it about.
     
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    Or...... The only cock big enough to touch the sides of that has got to be a Chelsea fan.
     
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    That's the first time these firmen have seen two ****s in the same place.
     
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    Very well put, which leads me to think if we didn't know the real situation about the caption, you'd swear it was the entrance to the Chelsea club house.
     
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    <applause><applause><applause>.
     
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