Bit into one years ago, broke a tooth so put me off them for ages. Tried a piece again about 5 years ago and broke another tooth. They are the devils chocolate, tasty and addictive but filled with diamond strength shrapnel. (Also, you can tell there is no football )
The Swiss are a strange country. Don't get involved in conflicts, give their army a pen knife to defend themselves with but invent a chocolate bar that hurts you when you bite into it!
Lush, Toblerone....always have one on the go. Never tried the white one, but the black was really nice (if you like dark chocolate). The orange one is also nice, but nothing beats the original.
I might be a heathen here, but I prefer the Twin Peaks ones from Poundland. Though I would never reject a Toblerone if available.
Tin hat on...massively over-rated! Half the time you end up cutting the roof of your mouth. Eating chocolate shouldn't involve a risk/reward analysis beforehand.