So, I got this girls number on my train journey back on Saturday. She text me last night, and asked what my name is. Now, predictive text... being the **** that it is, spelled my name as Tobes (It's probably in my phone dictionary from here). Before I realised, I had already pressed send. I quickly sent another message correcting my error. It was too late, she thought it was funny and now calls me by Tobes. Is this relationship now doomed before it has even started? #realrealproblems
If you have "Tobes" saved on you phone, for any reason, that in itself is a punishment deemed worthy of at least 10 lashes in the Middle-east!
If she's expecting you to be like Tobes don't get her any jewellery for 19 years and spend more time at her friend's house talking about her friend than your own girl. Oh, and constantly go on about how some guy from Clogland has got a bigger cock than youself.
Faaaaaaaaaake. Why would predictive text suggest someone else's name instead of your own? This is some ****ed up #roleplay and you know it.
Because my name begins with To and I have no idea why it comes up first. It's only when there's a capital T as well.
Are you at work Tom? How did you get her no on the train, how did it come about? You must've been on Holly Johnson's Love Train
She'll have no doubt have heard of the legend that is....................& she'll now be expecting a performance worthy of Mr Grey
look this could be a blessing in disguise. you might have ruined it already o nthe train but now you've a fake name this bird likes and you can maybe play it up... you are now Toby and a posh public school type who has wedge. therefore get laid and dump her....
She was sitting behind me and we talked a little. Then she got off at Newcastle and got off at the same metro station too.
