If you go down to Govan today You're sure of a big surprise. If you go out to Govan today You'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the teddy bears Get their jotters P45 time for teddy bears, The ugly teddy bears are having a horrible time today. Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them panic on their redundancy See them angrily jump about. They love to swear and shout. And never have any cares. At six o'clock their lawyers and agents Will take them home to bed Because they're tired little teddy bears. If you go out to Ibrox today, You'd better not go alone. It's panic down at Ibrox today, So safer to stay at home. For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the teddy bears get their jotters CHORUS Every teddy bear, that's been good Is sure of the sack today There's **** all left to eat And no more games to play Beneath the trees, where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please Today's the day the teddy bears get their jotters CHORUS
