to change the mood slightly

There was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
"He **** his pants, he's disqualified!"

 

our club might be ****e at the moment but we can still have a laugh;

There was a young gypsy girl Rose
With obsessions for gentlemens' hose
Up her pussy, her rear,
In her mouth and each ear
And her cute little freckle-tipped nose.

 

if you don't like that one........ try this.............

There was an old lady from Wheeling,
who had a funny feeling
she laid on her back,
and tickled her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

 

Better not let some of the 15 year old mag wums see them, they'll cream their spiderman pants.

 

there once were two geordie boys, delan and ant's
who like to cream their spiderman pants
they wore them for days on end
enough to send their mothers round the bend
and would show you the stains given half a chance!