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Titus Bramble

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  1. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    Being a rapist clearly runs in the family.

    She said no Titus, she said no.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 16, 2011
  2. my name is jonas

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    to be fair there's no wonder he's a **** defender, he's no chance of stopping premier league players if he can't successfully rape a drunk, sleeping girl

    they are the easy ones to get, it's ones that run through the park that cause all the trouble

    bitches
     
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    my name is jonas, Jun 16, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It's really easy for a girl to go back to a hotel with a bloke and claim rape.

    We don't know what happened, so lets not be the typical public and take the woman's side because she's "so sweet and vulnerable, and she obviously was raped by that big, powerful, nasty man".

    If there's no cameras there, then there's no proof of anything, so we don't know if a woman is lieing or the bloke did really rape her.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 16, 2011
  4. my name is jonas

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    spoken like a true rapist

    i'm off on the prowl now so catch ya later, if you're one of the lucky ones
     
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    my name is jonas, Jun 16, 2011
  5. Toon_Tiger

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    Speaking from experience?
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Jun 16, 2011
  6. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Nope
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 16, 2011
  7. Sir Bobby

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    Nee chance. Tash woos his way into women's knickers by telling them they aren't gigantic mosters
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 16, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    lol
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 16, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Telling Girlzilla, all 6'3'' x 6'3'' x 6'3'' that she's the most beautiful girl in the world. What a smooth tongue he's got.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 16, 2011
  10. Sir Bobby

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    For a minute, I thought I was gonna get 'the fat ****' treatment. Glad you took it in good humour. How did it all go down in the end, btw?
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 17, 2011

  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Basically we saw each other a couple of times after that, then we just became msn/text msg pals. Don't really see much of her anymore.

    <ok>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 17, 2011
  12. The Situation

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    As it turns out, shes with me now, got plenty of yellow pages at the ready and just going to work at our relationship! met her on dating in the dark
     
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    The Situation, Jun 17, 2011
  13. Sir Bobby

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    Given her size I'm surprised ;)

    Gotta say that ending was like the ending to The Box if you've ever seen it. Great build-up then a **** end. I hoped you were gonna say she chopped her legs off like some Vietnam nutter
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 17, 2011
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    <ok> <party>
     
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    Sanchin0, Jun 17, 2011
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    You mean she's slimmed down drastically?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 17, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Hahahaa you fat ****s!!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 17, 2011
  17. Paco Montoya

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    The question is Tash, did you take our advice? ;)
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jun 17, 2011
  18. Disco

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    I'd never make excuses for someone laughing about a subject like rape. It's dreadful but a mate of mine changed his facebook status the day he was arrested and I couldn't help but laugh

    Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of rape...

    Rather her than me.
     
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    Disco, Jun 17, 2011
  19. Disco

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    Are you asking whether Tash has raped or been raped

    :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Disco, Jun 17, 2011
  20. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Think he would have been locked up by now <laugh>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 17, 2011
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