Tittie bars in Edinburgh

I'm a reluctant best man and I'm trying to sort my mate's stag do in Edinburgh.

He wants to go to a tittie bar at some point, although I can't really be arsed with that patter these days.

Are there any good ones or should I just take him to one of the rub 'n' tug parlours on Lothian Road?

 

Just hit the Burke n (nae) Hare...

Wee durty fae Glasgwo in it !

 

Is that not just a normal pub?

I don't actually want him getting his hole out of this - his fiancee's da will be there so the most I want him to get is some diddies in the face.

 

Pud can make his nipple tassels rotate in opposite directions without using his hands.

Mates rates.

 

Hit the Pubic Triangle at West Port. Just up from Grassmarket.

 

The Blue Oyster

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Naw, it's a titty bar. Pole dancers n private booths.

He wont get his hole but he might get to taste a stinky pinky!

 

He's priced a deal at some "showbar".

I think it's called The ________ Rooms?

 

Edinburgh for a stag do, how utterly ****e and disappointing.

Should always be a weekend away somewhere

<mayhem>

 

**** sake, sounds like a proper ****y weekend away. If I don't get bawdeep in someones (preferably female) arse on my stag do then it will be a letdown.

 

That where mines was...****in magic!

 

The last one I was at was in Liverpool.

We were like sluts on holiday.

 

Mine was suppossed to be Berlin for the Techno clubs but the guy organising turned into a complete ****in prick, so we went to Embra ...MDMA and Coke madness for 3 days!

 

I've always said mine would be in Ibiza, too young to get married yet though.

3 or 4 nights over there for a Stag would be magic

 

Ditto.

Best man is a DJ - straight away went "Berlin!" when we were organising it.

But, the "stag do away" phenomenon really bugs my tits - there was a period where my brother in law was never available for football or had any cash cos he was rooked from feeling that he had to tag along to Eastern European cities every four or five weeks for some ****'s stag do.

I ended up having mine in Glasgow/Paisley - I had no intentions in going anywhere.

To be honest, I'd much rather this wasn't in Edinburgh - he just wants to be away somewhere and I don't really get it.

The further away the stag do is, the more likely some elaborate prank will be pulled on the groom.

 

Never understood the obsession with getting away for the stag do. One of the best i've been to was when we went racing and then had the evening in Windsor for my brother's one - and it was his choice. You're right about the potential for elaborate pranks as well - it's amazing how your mates can be such utter bastards on these occasions

 

^^^^ canny get a burd

 

The price some people have to pay for tax evasion.

 

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**** you ****s ahm going home