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  1. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    Wolves 3.20 Restless Bay 12/1
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't be rude to waiters/waitresses or anyone who is alone with your food before serving it to you. <ok>
     
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    Dont hand feed sharks
     
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    Don't eat yellow snow <ok>
     
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    ZZ Active Member

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    Don't **** in your own garden.
     
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    Don't stop to tie your shoe laces in a revolving doorway.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    When completing your piss in a public toilet remember more than two shakes is considered a ****.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    While pissing in a public toilet it's considered a badge of honour to "out-piss" the stranger next to you.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Don't stare at shifty black people.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    When pissing in a public toilet it is customary to see how high up the wall you can get your piss

    I'm on Julius Geezer in that one Eddie. Thought it looked like it needed the run last time and its relative Master Robbie had a similar profile for Mick Channon. Looked a useful sprinter at two, flopped badly at 3, before making up into a decent 7f horse at 4 onwards.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Eddie I've stuck a 10th of ton on that!
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Never eat Spaghetti Rings in a rabbi's house.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Never bet on the Whyte guy.
     
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    Or on your burds couch<ok>
     
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  17. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    backed into 5/1 second fav

    Ran an absolute blinder considering Baker gave it no chance of winning
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    ****e tip eddie!
     
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    brb b0t Active Member

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    you wouldnt know a tip if it hit you in the face hector, 12s into 5s, only got beat because of a bad ride by a jockey, nothing you can do about it.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Luckily I didn't stick my hard earned cash on him.
     
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