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Tip For Halloween

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    When you get the inevitable knock on the door, open it with your 'Jimmy Savile Mask' on and watch the little twats scatter <ok>

    Either that or just go to the alehouse.

    That's another traditional thing that was ****ed up by the importation of the yank 'trick or treat' ****e <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 26, 2012
  2. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Or do the American lazy **** way.... leave the massive bowl of candy outside and turn the lights off so the fat ****s just take it all in about 2 go's. <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This got a good response then. Not
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 26, 2012
  4. Neither here or there

    Neither here or there Active Member

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    Dont believe kids here take kindly to having candy being given to them. Must be the culture they have grown up in that they demand 'money' when you open the door for Halloween Trick & Treat groups. Feels more like a stick up than anything else tbh.
     
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    Neither here or there, Oct 26, 2012
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    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    "Me dar was in the UDF, give us the cash or we'll pipe bomb ya house"
     
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    Noblelox, Oct 27, 2012
  6. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you just start with an empty bowl and pretend like its all gone. Saves have to buy any sweets (refuse to use that other word).

    Personally I just ignore the little bastards
     
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    RogerisontheHunt, Oct 28, 2012

  7. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    What's "candy"?
     
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    saintanton, Oct 28, 2012
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    CCC Poet Laureate

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    I thought it'd be more like off Bottom, with the cattle prod: 'Trick or treat! Just cash, no credit cards!' <ok>
     
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    CCC, Oct 28, 2012
  9. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    you want some candy?

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    Jonesey, Oct 28, 2012

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