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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    has he fallen off the face of the planet? no one seems to know where he is? no comment at the press confrence on his situation with all the barton stuff flying around he's been completly forgotten anyone know anything?
     
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  2. Salah's-left-foot

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    He is good at hiding and popping up at the right moment

    Expect the unexpected
     
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  3. Geordie Gashead

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    Probably saving the world somewhere.
     
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  4. Mod Face

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    I fully imagine him to turn up 5 minutes before kickoff at Arsenal with (another man's) blood on his shirt. No one will ask any questions, he'll just put in yet another MoM performance.
     
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  5. skalpel

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    Seriously though, is he back in England yet?
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He heard about the problems with the Euro debt crisis so he has gone to sort it out.

    CT "Look dickweeds I don't have time for this kind of ****, get your ****ing acts together and sort this shiznit out. Otherwise I'll be back and you'll wish you were never born"

    Expect a upturn in the global economy over the next few days.
     
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    He is sorting out a NEW work permit, because he is moving to a NEW club
     
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  8. Mod Face

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    Last I heard he's in Accra doing fitness training but that he'll be back in time for the friendly.
     
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  10. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    If hes got any sense he'll stay well clear.
     
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  12. skalpel

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    Of Sudan?
     
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  13. Mod Face

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    SSLA announce ceasefire. Spokesperson states, "we can't run the risk of accidentily shooting Tiote as risking getting on his nerves is more than our movement could handle.
     
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  14. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    lee ryder said he will now miss the freindly :s only nufc...
     
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  15. Mod Face

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    Tiote doesn't DO 'friendly'.
     
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  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Hes in Libya trying to find Pride and get him back online
     
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  17. Amnesiac

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    He'll be back for the Arsenal game apparently
     
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    He's in Africa still. They are using his forehead as a bridge between 2 villages and across a river in Tanzania.
     
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  19. Mod Face

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    If Tiote reads this forum then it was nice knowing you....
     
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  20. psycho

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    Big napper considered as high praise in tribal Africa man. Means you're well educated or something.
     
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