http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/3208142/ Get rid of the tink sponging wasters. Shooting at hockey players now. Round them all up, put them in a field and bomb the bastards, as Kenny would have put it. Scum, utter bone idle scum.
These Aberdonians are trying too hard to prove that they're not teuchters by playing hockey instead of shinty.
I played hockey at school and **** me if your shins got battered by either the ball or one of your opponent's sticks you knew all about it. Shinty, though, now that takes the biscuit.
Hockey? At oor school hockey was for the girls ya big ****ta. Did ye enjoy a nice game of rounders as well? Mibby some hopscotch at playtime?
I'll never forget the summer of '82 when I was locked in the wicker hamper of the girls' hockey team and used & abused as a sex slave. Happy days.
Hockey is a dangerous game especially if you are the goal tender. Nah British Bulldog was more our style. A virtual free for all.
Put them in a camp and work them to death. Hated hockey at school particularly on a cold day, much prefered rounders in which I once took an exceptionally fine diving catch at square leg.
