****ing hell, i'm willing to give most things in the bedroom a go just once (as long as it does not involve any other dude), but arse asphyxiation is something that's never crossed my mind. What the **** goes through some peoples minds? it's just ****ed up.
That is actually one of the birds on the show.. The pic of her naked sat up on bed she did actually look like jabba the hut, really weird small arms.. Having watched the programme it did send mixed signals to my brain as it made feel like vomiting and yet crave fried chicken..
Had this lined up to watch but my mate text me to check out 'Documentry heaven'. Ended up watching a docu about smackheads in Swansea Madness of the highest order. Mon the fatties btw
There was a bird walking in front of me this morning not dissimilar to her. She was wearing a small skirt and had legs that looked like the surface of the moon. You could eat your cereal out of one of her craters.
I went to Egypt in 2010 and had to sit beside this youngish lassie whose arm took up 50% of my seat. By the time we landed, my spine had bent into the shape of a boomerang.
It's true, the plane was my S-Reg Corsa and the youngish lassie was my overinflated blow-up life partner
