Time for a new chant?

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Apr 22, 2013
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Given the rather poor atmosphere at the last few home games, and Whittingham getting the sack ruining one of our chants, is it time for a new chant to get the atmosphere going again, and if so what could it be?

Here's my suggestions to get the ball rolling:

He's here,
He's there,
He's every-f***ing-where,
Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin

Alternately, a twist on the popular Yaya/Kolo Toure chant, replacing them with Kelvin and Steven Davis instead.
 
Why do people feel the need to shout "****" in public, in the middle of the day?
 
Given the rather poor atmosphere at the last few home games, and Whittingham getting the sack ruining one of our chants, is it time for a new chant to get the atmosphere going again, and if so what could it be?

Here's my suggestions to get the ball rolling:

He's here,
He's there,
He's every-f***ing-where,
Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin

Alternately, a twist on the popular Yaya/Kolo Toure chant, replacing them with Kelvin and Steven Davis instead.

How come every attempt with Schneiderlin missed the obvious "Spiderman" play?

I hereby predict that the next song out of the Northam will be so up-to-date and original that it'll feature the word "Pompey" for a change.

Vin
 
Always wanted a chant in the tune of Eleanor Rigby, too complicated for the Northam?

Make one up, take your place in the Northam, find a quiet moment in the atmosphere (not hard) and then YOU belt out your song as loud as you can.

That's how football songs start, funnily enough.
 
Make one up, take your place in the Northam, find a quiet moment in the atmosphere (not hard) and then YOU belt out your song as loud as you can.

That's how football songs start, funnily enough.

Yeah, but you really need to be at least a bit pissed.
 
Make one up, take your place in the Northam, find a quiet moment in the atmosphere (not hard) and then YOU belt out your song as loud as you can.

That's how football songs start, funnily enough.
I don't sit in the Northam and don't sing much, but it would be good if the songs the fans do sing are clever and more original.
 
Always wanted a chant in the tune of Eleanor Rigby, too complicated for the Northam?

Guly do Prado, picks up the ball in midfield and the fans make a scene
It's so obscene
Waits at the touchline, hearing a groan from the Northam he has heard before
What is it for?

All the moaning people
Where do they all come from?
All the moaning people
Where do we get these mongs
 
Guly do Prado, picks up the ball in midfield and the fans make a scene
It's so obscene
Waits at the touchline, hearing a groan from the Northam he has heard before
What is it for?

All the moaning people
Where do they all come from?
All the moaning people
Where do we get these mongs

Brilliant! Even my gf chuckled at that. You know how chicks don't usually laugh at stuff.