i recently watched and enjoyed celtic connections. i may have even tapped my knee and hummed a bit. i cant stand these twee ****ers when i meet them (usually up north, cue daft SNP argument on oil revinue) but now i'm one of them i've decided to grow a beard and learn to play some sort of stringed instrument no ones ever heard of. by using state of the art cgi techniques i have managed to see what i would look like please log in to view this image
I badly need a shave, decided to just give up and let the bastard grow and just become a homeless bum look-a-like, I must say I've done myself proud, even started to not wash my clothes to add to the affect. Only problem is that Prick called god decided that on random occasions rather than the beard being dark like my hair it comes through GINGER!!!! WTF is that all about !!!!! When this happens I go straight for the hair removal cream no chance am I taking any chances was gengeitist.
Ive got a ginger tinge to my beard which is one of the reasons i dont grow it. The other reason is i'm getting a bit thin on top so keep it shaven and people already over estimate my age, would look like Lenin, the father of modern Communism, if I grow a beard.
WWTC - Mine is the same but it grows in patchy too. It looks like a tramps beard, my electric shaver is out of batteries. I've forgotten the charger too, so it looks like another week of me wandering about looking like a fat Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
speaking as a gwa you need to keep on top of that ****. as soon as that ginger tache comes through you'll start finding things are different to before friends wont call as much, then they wont call at all, your mrs will flinch when she looks at you and your children will cry for no reason when your there (they're frightened by what the future holds). shave it, wax it, burn it, take it from me this is not a life you want.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/music/celticconnections/2010/artists/kenny_anderson/ hoots mon! eeeeuuuuweeeeeeeeechhh!
