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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Can tell she's a dirty wee cow
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a fan of fake diddies but I would jizz my initials on them suckers <ok>

    There's a home-made porno of her pre-op and pre-big brother on the net - she's only about 20 in it.


    If you haven't seen it, get your chubby choked over it <ok>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's either an impressive mons pubis she's got or it's a tranny tuck under.
     
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  5. Go G YellowScreen

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    Pair of munters. And that's after all the airbrushing.
     
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    Lock her in the basement and keep her there <fritzl>
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The blonde one looks like a tranny <yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Talking of birds and since Toby's here, did anyone see the Only Connect the other night?


    They showed old clips and had a wall special filmed this year - my missus pointed out that Ms Coren didn't have her wonderpants on.

    I barely stopped slevvering.

    It proved that natural swinging titties get better and bigger with age.

    I would seriously damage that woman's cervix <ok>
     
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    Behave yourself
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Which one?

    I watched the Wall special one, where there were old clips of her talking to the guests...

    I would shag ER if I got to have a go on her afterwards...
     
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    There was a wall special one before Christmas but this was a new one.

    She was wearing a purple dress and, I swear, she's gone up another cup size <ok>
     
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    You seriously think they're good looking?

    Caprice was alright 10 years ago. I don't know who the other one is but she looks rough as **** and that's after being done up and having every blemish removed by computer software.
     
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    I agree. Caprice was lovely before she started getting surgery. That other one's only 'famous' for shagging Ryan Giggs. <boak>
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Google her amateur cocksucking film - instant mindchanger <ok>

    She looks like she's only ever glimpsed a cock before - sexy as ****.
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    Caprice has definitely seen better days but Imogen would get pumped all night long
     
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    Don't forget she was on big brother, your favourite programme
     
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    Naw, that's your favourite programme.
     
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    My cock would be broken after a night long threesome with those two but I wouldn't compain <ok>
     
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    Just jealous he turned you doon.
     
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    Going to do some 'research' tonight...

    Still can't believe she's getting the boaby from David Mitchell <yikes>
     
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