'A flurry of women came forth - 120 in all - with claims of affairs'. No wonder he finds it difficult to concentrate on golf... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...irlfriend-Lindsey-Vonn-real-reason-split.html
Seems a lot of bother to go to, not to mention risk and expense, when you can just have a **** instead.
It's the old monied story with Tiger Woods that if he wasn't a famous sportman then he would never score, not got the most attractive boat-race on him and he always looks like he's chewing on a wasp
It's like the old story of Peter Crouch who, when asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a professional footballer, replied, "A virgin."
George Best once said if he'd been born ugly nobody would have heard of Pele. Which kind of shows how deluded he was if he thought women were queuing up to have sex with him because he was a good looking man.
120 women claimed affairs - but how many of them slept with a random geezer who told them he was Tiger? If it can happen to our Curtis...
Is Hull City's loss of form down to the same reason for Tiger Woods's demise - some getting too much crumpet? Demand an answer now by writing to the club asking for clarification. Address your letters to: Hull City AFC The Hanky Panky Analyst One of the 62 Backroom Staff The Nou Camp Stadium Melton HU32 9ZX.
This man may be a schizophrenic - if he is, surely it's only fair that he has a separate account for each of ''the voices''?
Apologies if I've upset anyone. I thought it was common practice on here. Perhaps I should have read the rules.
