****tiest Town in Scotland - and Why

I'll start with

Bellshill - just coz

 

I think this one's been done before (I know, you're a new user) but I'll go for Larkhall.

 

Larkhall? whyzat?

 

"****tiest Town in Scotland - and Why"

Isn't that like asking, dumbest footballer and why?

 

Nope. That nuance is just too subtle for me..

 

Cummmernawd

Highest ned/unemployed/criminals per percentage of population.

Most 50 year-old pub hardmen for a town.

Winner of the Carbuncle Award two years.

Highest Teenage pregnacy in the Milky Way Galaxy.

Average I.Q = 80

Seven fast food outlets in a 400 metre area.




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It has to be Edinburgh.

Fine dining: Olimpos Kebab Shop
Most Exciting Attraction: The Camera Obscura
Local Residents: Stereo

 

There's been a few threads similar to this including north v south in which the Scots joined up with the south of England to smite the dirty, horrible northeners of Leeds, Newcastle, Manchester etc.

The Welsh weren't allowed to join in.

 

and a giant blockbusters

 

At least most people can spell the place where I live. De Zeven Provinciën? Gibberish son, gibberish

 

Celtic Park is the worst and scummiest

 

And your reason for joining the Dark Side? Your missus is from Cornwall, apparently. Typical reasoning from a politician.

 

She's from Hertfordshire. We often holiday in Cornwall.

 

i'll go for PAISLEY - i got stabbed there.

 

Highest tean pregnancy in scotland -

Swindon has the highest in britain....

 

i need to go with Hamilton. Know a few guuys from there but for me it wins. Its full of complete neds and just in general neddy/trampy/jackey bastards.

Like i said though - there are some decent ones

 

I remember once in paisley some ned/drunk/druggie asked me for a pooound to get to tae glassgooo, so i offered him a day bus pass i had just used.

He looked at me as if he just found out i slept with his ma,poop on her than slapt his sister ..... he obviously wanted the money

 

You were asking for it.

 

I used to get the same guy ask me that EVERY single night on the way home from work. Always needed to get home and didn't have his fare. Thick waster. Thank **** I don't live in Paisley anymore.

 

If I get a young hing oot preggers four or five times, she can get a cooncil hoose and loads of benefits. Then I can move in with her, batter the ****e out of her and drink/smoke all her money. Some of them young burds pray for that kind of set-up, plus they think it's normal after having grown up in the same scenario.