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Tickled Pink

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Bawzmann, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Bawzmann

    Bawzmann New Member

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    ... by the thought of Joe Cole trying to speak french. It's had me going all day.
     
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    Bawzmann, Sep 1, 2011
  2. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Welcome to the forum!

    Has he tried to speak French yet? You never know, he could be able to speak French!

    <ok>
     
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    Chris., Sep 1, 2011
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Bonjour accueillir au bawzmann de forum <ok>
     
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  4. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    I should know what that means as I did French for four years when I was younger but I don't! <laugh>
     
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    Chris., Sep 1, 2011
  5. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    He shouldn't have to speak French- when there is an Englishman in the room everyone else should speak English! Lille should immediately adopt a policy of English-language only. It works for me in America... everyone drops the French and speaks to me in English... although it's obvious it can't be their first language.

    I took French briefly as a kid but about all I remember is "Je suis un espion belge" and "Je mange le chat". I don't think I could get far in France with those two phrases.
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 1, 2011
  6. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    The only French I know is "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ".

    I not sure Joe should say that to either his coach or his teammates though!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe, Sep 1, 2011
  7. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Why not? This is France after all- a very liberal country- men kiss each other all the time there- that might go over quite well. You saw Poulsen's new French team wear powder pink.

    The French are very progressive- they know wearing women's clothes or asking other men to sleep with you does not alter your masculinity in any way.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Va-Va-Voooom
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 1, 2011
  9. David Ngod

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    un jambon baguette
     
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  10. BCR

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    ham and bread?
     
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  11. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

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    Funniest thing about the transfer window was jim on sky sports saying that clubs had until eleven o'clock to inform sky sports of confirmed transfers - no need to inform the f.a. Then
     
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  12. Balotelli's ONE Braincell

    Balotelli's ONE Braincell New Member

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    haha, i noticed that and had a wie chuckle to myself about it...
     
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    Balotelli's ONE Braincell, Sep 1, 2011
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like an ideal venue for skylarker then.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 1, 2011
  14. golden porridge

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    Doesn't that mean "i eat cat" ?!
    which part of france did you go to?!
     
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    golden porridge, Sep 1, 2011
  15. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    French Catalonia.

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    They make some great wine out of the kitties too!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 1, 2011
  16. Red Baron

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    All I know is omlette du framage or however you spell it... Stupid Dexter's Laboratory...
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <laugh>

    brilliant pics.

    I think i heard them saying that on sky too.... that was PURE sillyness all day and i only tuned in (tuned how old am i) at 10pm to hear what was going on... 18 hours or something of pure drivel and wierdos hanging round grounds to get on tv...
     
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  18. Red Baron

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    Anyone watch the transfer window on BBC.com?
    One guy said he saw Bellamy driving to melwood about three hour before it was confirmed that he had signed, and the guy who was running it said 'soon you'll be telling me the reason it was delayed so much was so he could go grab his golf clubs first...' <laugh>
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    His first day in France will be something like this...............

    JC. Lor' luv a duck! Where can i get some grub? Know what I mean?

    Frederic Paquet. El resteraunt está en la ciudad

    JC. Lawd above! DO THEY SERVE PIE AND MASH?, innit.

    Frederic Paquet. QUÉ JODER ES TARTA Y TRITURAR?

    JC. Blimey! Bloody frogs! I 'ope I don't 'ave ter train an' all 'ard? Nuff said, yeah?

    Frederic Paquet. ¡Yo podría matar a aquel agente!
     
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