Thursday's Beelcast

With Mind The Step

Today will see heavy downpours of "Beel" throughout the Govan (incorporated into Glasgow 1912) area with temperatures reaching as high as "Obsessive" should "high as a cloud" Dev settle above

Glasgow's East End is to expect "Chilling" until approximately the year 2034

In England there will be patchy "Bickering" with a light breeze of warm "Wid Ye's?"

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Just thinking, watching the Barcelona v Celtic game the other night, could those Spaniards have been forgiven for thinking they were playing an Irish team, what with all of those Irish tricolours being displayed?

Not a Scottish flag in sight, despite Celtic being based in Scotland

 

It's all due to science




It's a scientific fact that if you fly a Scottish Saltire you will not qualify for anything

 

That was the black Celtic fans holding an Ivorian flag upside down

 

The poor old Scottish flag. Celtic fly the Irish tricolour, Rangers the Union Jack. And yet there is a growing desire for Scotland to have it's independence. Who will fly the Scottish flag?

 

I watched the game, thought Celtic put up a cracking display, loved the Celtic fans scattered all over the shop, especially those lads behind the goal where you scored. Great sutff.

 

Rangers fly the Saltire as well ya know.

 

I would be embarrassed to fly the Scottish flag these days incase i was mistaken for a Nationalist. Salmond has tarnished the Scottish flag.

 

Having driven through the east end of glasgow I can confirm it is indeed chilling

Emaciated, toothless walking dead with their green and grey hoops. Sends shivers down the spine.

 

That's where his smack dealer lives.

 

I'm the dealer numbnuts.

 

It appears a small fiat punto sized amount of beel found its way over to Glasgows East End

 

Ah that's you that is...

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I thought T was a Hillman Imp kind of guy myself.

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Sounds like the SevCo zombies are heading towards the east end looking for brains.

 

Shame that all they'll find is a wasteland that makes modern day Chernobyl look like a desirable location.

 

You've clearly no been up there recently.

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Now bend over for a spanking, you naughty naughty boy.

 

That's the city redevelopment equivalent of Subo putting on a bit of lipstick.

 

I feel it. I do.

It's not attractive.

 

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