To gove (verb) (Medical) To perform anal inspections in a rough and dangerous manner. Gove (noun) A small weasel like creature whose natural habitat is normally in underground water courses. To welsh (verb) To perform above and beyond one's normal ability level.
Almost sounds like you're looking for your next Prime Minister and if you are indeed in that frame of mind then at least pick a good looker like we did over here. It will certainly give your overall national image some much needed boost but regrettably will do nothing to help your failing national football team. At least living close to the bridge you can support the lot from over there and get away with it. I hear Lundy Island is going for freedom and will soon have a football team to rival Iceland - so watch out England. Today is the 41st anniversary of our arrival in Canada so I'm in a good mood.