Thanks to those of you that completed my recent gambling survey. Whilst I am analysing the results, I am also interested in what you make of the levels of corruption and violence associated with football in recent years? The survey is anonymous and can be found at: http://www.topfan.co.uk If you would like to stay involved in future projects and hear about the results of previous ones then please leave your email address at the end of the survey. Thanks in advance for your time.
Thanks to those who have completed the survey. It's still live if anyone has a spare couple of minutes.
Not a patch on the snooker corruption. If you're a fat snooker twat then it is mandatory that you are corrupt.
That's because you are used to Pittodrie, or 'Fortress Todders' as it's affectionately known. My views are quite the opposite. I was at a Dumbarton match a few years back against Queens Park and after a rather uneventful 0-0 draw, the Queens fans, shouting and whooping, drove a motor full speed at the entrance of Dumbarton's sacred ground. These so called 'fans' jumped out of the vehicle at the last minute as it hurtled towards the main entrance and it unfortunately killed two wee lads. Their fathers were outraged by this and retaliated against the Queens Park supporters by throwing knives at them but they all missed and unfortunately took out the Dumbarton chairman and was followed by more whooping and jeering by the Queens lads and I was ****ting myself by this point and thought I better get out of here but the hoodlums were blocking all the roads to and from the ground but luckily for us the ground is right next to Dumbarton castle which is a huge big rock (it's an ex volcano) and the Dumbarton ultras leave a battalion unit up there incase of such events as this and they parachuted down, throwing bowling balls at the away fans and unfortunately some of them hit Dumbarton fans but they managed to take a few of the enemy out, anyway when they landed they brandished iron bars and ran at the resillient (sp) Queens Park fans who brandished concrete slabs and bearing in mind this is all going on in the presence of children and women and disabled fans it was quite distressing but I was telling jokes and that, trying to keep people's spirits up, anyway there was an almighty battle and I have no clue how they managed it but as the battle raged on about 10 Dumbarton fans attacked the rear of the away fans' unit on horseback and bravely rode into the middle of them firing at them with pea shooters and their ranks scattered then and this might well have been the turning point cos that allowed the Dumbarton boys to pick off the rest of them with helicopter fire. A few of them got away and were chased by the foot soldiers but they only chased them so far incase they ended up in Clydebank or something. So if there isn't enough violence i doubt fans of smaller clubs would take such measures to ensure the safety (mostly) of their support
Cool story Bro'. Football is almost the complete preserve of ****s & *****s. Never mind fighting, you can't even swear these days. Bring back the good ol' days of the 1980's