Guard's training coach I was with last Thursday & yesterday made me piss myself laughing , I worked the train to Reading and he said that the last time he was there he walked out the station on the turn around (Reading is the terminating stop for SWT) and he saw about 300 weeds outside the three guineas pub, they absolutely destroyed a young kid about 15/16 wearing a Man U top and reduced him to tears! Serves him right for being a ****ing armchair! You'd never catch us doing that!
Another funny one he told me about was when he ****ed off a spotter who parked in his driveway before a match! Mick lives in a cul-de-sac near the Valley and came out of his house one Saturday to find him rocking up and about to walk away from his car, the cheeky **** thought it would be ok till Mick ****ed him off , Mick said the irony is that there's a Charlton bloke who lives smack bang opposite with all engrained stain glass spotter stuff and **** loads of stuff on his house and yet this twat decided to park in his driveway instead! Mick is a yid and I said to him it would have been even funnier if he'd had been wall or a nigel when he ****ed off the spotter! Although again, we'd never do those such things as we're lovely geezers!
