What the **** are they up to then? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article7074891.ece Thought that sort of **** only happened in films.
You think thats dodgy, you should hear some of the things the ****s do on land over here!!! We got told all about it yesterday in my top secret meeting
Need to quickly abolish the state of Northern Ireland and grant a United Ireland so we can sit on the fence while some dude in Downing Street sends the Scots to the front line again to engage in bloody nuclear war
its okay please log in to view this image if red dawn taught us anything its that our juniour football teams should be able to deal with them. russian pansies. couldnt even give finland a doing
bugger mounting a resistance, its cold up in the hills. i'll just get in line, do as i'm told and look after myself. on the plus side there's probably room in their secret service for a man who's willing to sell out his friends/family/morals for free vodka and a handgun
LR that was what we were told to look out, along with red carpet treatment and being offered sexual favours, only to then be blackmailed into giving secrets Every time I leave the country I need to get approval, with some countries needing government approval I have the list but no ****s allowed to know whos on it
it would need to be some pretty degraded **** for me to be embarassed about sounds fantastic. when the russians land i'll be richt in there to offer my support, i'm sure they'll need some locals to act as scouts to hunt down the unlikey group of heavily armed former county/caley players turned insurgents.
Aye but the russians We have a part of the office completely secure. No usb sticks, no phones, nothing!! Apparently russian agents have been known to do frequency scans on mobiles and if they are within 2 metres of a computer, they can access the computer There was a director went to an airshow in England somewhere and got chatting to a guy. He gave him his business card and went on his way. It turned out to be a russian spy and within weeks the director got a call from MI5 saying that he was on a list of folk that Russia felt they could get highly sensitive material from
The guy doing the briefing kept looking at me when he was talking about ****s selling secrets. Must be the beard Look like a down n out that would do anything for a bit of cash If Russian twin sisters were to offer me sexual favours for secrets I'd shag them then tell the secret was that I have aids
