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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 19, 2018.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Dearie me, I tried to come h’me from work this morning, There was no way I was risking it, Not a chance.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 19, 2018
  2. Saints_Alive

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    Try these, they work for me...

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    Saints_Alive, Sep 19, 2018
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  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    It’s not funny though.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 19, 2018
  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Risking what? <confused>
     
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    Libby, Sep 19, 2018
  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Either Matth has FINALLY learnt how to banter, or someone has hijacked his account.
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 19, 2018
  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Going home in this weather.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 19, 2018
  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    So you're just bedding down for the night? In the garden centre?

    What about the match, Matth? FFS!!
     
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    Chief, Sep 19, 2018
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I’m not.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    But you're not going home?
     
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    Chief, Sep 19, 2018
  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Risking getting scorched, you ever carried a kettle with hot boiling water in strong winds?

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    Spurlock, Sep 19, 2018
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He's going to Ronaldo's house instead.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah... I've experienced a little wind recently. :bandit:


    What’s up in the tropics20180910163005.jpg_12636479_ver1.0_1280_720.jpg
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 19, 2018
  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    Look at the map, category 1 when it hit land...Matth's farts are probably greater than that!
     
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    brb, Sep 19, 2018
  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just ask a colleague of you can borrow his gloves .....
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 20, 2018
  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Why the **** are there two threads about this with the same comment.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 20, 2018
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Cos its Matth.......and he's not gay
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 20, 2018
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Grow up. :bandit:
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 20, 2018
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