This will be a shot thread, best ignore.

Going on from Dev's desert Island discs, a question that has caused many arguments between my mates and I over the years. For the rest of your life you can only ever read 5 books, watch 5 TV shows, Watch 5 films and listen to 5 albums. You also get one bonus of dealers choice. What's your 21 picks?

 

Fûck off xx

 

You make me hard.

 

Got the Painters in then T

 

Have ye?

 

Like that dried up old cow still gets periods.

 

Pfft, nah.

 

Couple of paracetmol, some chocolates and ffs stay away from internet forums or you'll make a total **** of yourself.

Oh

 

Like the fûckfaced teuchter said, too old for that.

I don’t need an excuse to make a cûnt of myself.

 

What's a shot thread,asking for a friend

 

Ruined, mostly because he copied mine.

 

It's when a mong starts a **** thread and even gets the title wrong.

Or

In ye pop.

 

Took inspiration from*

 

Not to worry ,let he without sin etc ....

 

It took an Irishman to spot it, fair play m7 breaking the mould.

Shot

 

Surprised there's no 5 biscuit question.

 

Head over to the new thread on Dessert Island, you can vote for your favourite afters there. It's a play on words because I used the word 'dessert' instead of 'desert'.

Just saying it wasn't a spelling error. And that.

 

What's the difference between a kit kat and Sarah Ferguson?

You only get 4 fingers in a kit kat.

 

You can get 2 fingers in a KitKat. Just saying.

 

What's the difference between a walnut whip and the Queen?


You can't lick the Queen out for 35p