This Weekend

Tonight quiet night in, take away meal, some wine and watch pish on TV

Tomorrow, big **** off breakfast, pub for a few beers, go to the game, back home sharpish to get ready for a big night out on the piss.

Sunday, church, lunch, pub.

 

Tonight abducting some burd off the street.

Saturday mostly raping.

Sunday church.

 

Mrs pud is still ****ed from pre xmas car crash... so, doing **** all really.

Catching up with mates next weekend

 

Tonight, going to the mistress' house for dinner, going for a run, watching a film, and shagging.

Tomorrow gym, watch some boardwalk empire, then meeting up with my mate Frange for a pint

Sunday the mistress is coming over for some shagging then staying the night

 

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I will be having consensual sex tonight with a bird I have been seeing for about 2 weeks, which is some sort of record for me.(the 2 weeks part not the consensual part)

 

Am mostly working

 

^^^^ *****poof

 

Aye, thanks for that, Toby, ya wee froggy scrote bag

 

I was working last weekend so am allowed to

 

Quiet night in tonight. **** all planned for tomorrow day time. Out for a meet up on Sat night Sunday, church service followed by lunch followed by an afternoon in the pub.

 

Out on the lash tonight.

Tomorrow doing some gardening, night in.

Sunday, church, lunch, pub

 

Wine and smoke with her tonight - she just passed her part III exam so officially an architect.

Melting pot in the town tomorrow night on the pills.

Sunday wishing a was dead and helping my wee girl make her rainforest project for school.

 

Praising the Lord for the gift of life.

That is all.

 

Tonight, catch up on a bit of Jeremy Kyle, tomorrow out for the fitba then on the lash.

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Tonight a few hawfs wea the good lady leading to 30 seconds of passion ( if she behaves hersell )

Tomorrow up early and off to Bristol to kick **** out of Gas and his gay cider drinking pals .

Sunday mostly interrogation and being a victim of police brutality and getting in the right frame of mind for court on Monday .

 

I'll be trying to beat my record of watching zombo.com for 27.4 hours without a break.

You can do anything at zombo.com.

 

Tennis today then some beers later

Tomorrow wake up to a bacon sarnie, mush off to the football, watch us win get more beers and more and more then go to club

Sunday in agonising pain wishing monday never comes

 

Fukksake landed in the Fir park club . How did that happen .

Nice pint of heavy though .

Burds are gantin bit .