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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thiago Silva was in the press saying the prices United and City were forking out for players is embarrassing and crazy.

    Did he forget how much they paid for that frizzy nugget? £50m for a PROVEN clown.
     
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    £50 million for Luiz is the craziest transfer of all time and eternity, it will never be surpassed.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's got to be up there, at least Sterling and Martial have potential.
     
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  5. Nads

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    Aye, people will say Torres, but at the time, it was high but not ridiculous, everyone expected him to score for fun at Chelsea.

    It's Luiz by a mile.
     
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    Ooh, Gonads mate, that will come back to haunt you. When I was a kid, Sheffield Wednesday signed Jackie Sewell from Hull City for £34,000. My old man growled "Humph, no bloody man's worth that much". <laugh> It'll come, mate, it'll come. I promise you. Later in life, YOU ... ARE ... GOING ... TO ... BLUSH. <laugh> :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    You sure?

    We paid actual english money for Kelvin Davis remember.
     
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    Andy Carroll £35m after half a season at ncle. That's what i call ridiculous. Thirty five million!!
     
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    It's annoying we only got just over half of that for Jordan and he's the better player!
     
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    That's my pick for the most astonishingly bad transfer of all time. Yeah Luiz was overpriced but Carroll...that's just inexplicable.
     
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    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    It tickled me as well mate but then he went and did what he always did for us. Fell over.
     
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  12. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Was just about to comment on this!!

    In fact, I made a little flow chart for how Jozy's brain works...

    JA2.jpg
     
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  13. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Nice one mate.

    He's actually managed to make a complete cock of Luiz and himself all in one move. The meg on Luiz was brilliant but instead of continuing his run and making Luiz look even dafter he then fell over??? What a muppet.
     
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  14. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    I honestly don't understand it mate. He's built like a brick ****house, he should have been tailor-made for this laegue... Instead he goes down like a sack of **** at the slightest touch. Maybe he's really a scrawny kid pumped up with Synthol...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Bang on mate, but what the **** is Synthol? and can i inject it into my dick?
     
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    Doctor, doctor. I've injectd my cock with Synthol!

    Can you get rid of the pain but keep the swelling?

    x
     
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