This summer's No1 fashion item ...

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion...-shirt-is-this-summers-must-have-fashion-item

... don't panic lads I've ordered a job lot and will be posting them to you individually ...

@Lee263 ... you wanted your's in white yes?
@NowsufferinginSpain ... got yours in that Spain second kit that looks like someone has thrown up ...
@luvgonzo, @Skylarker ... got yours in next year's Liverpool strip ...
@Hoddle Is A God, @Spurlock, @remembercolinlee ... got your's in bottle green with the EPL champions badge on ... just for the hell of it ...
@PISKIE ... got yours with the number 87 on rather than the 9 so you can reminisce about absent friends ..

 

Does Vardy know about this? Or is he sitting at home counting all his money?..

 

Vardy in a Liverpool shirt you say?

 

.. close .. you in a Vardy shirt

 

I'd much rather have a Kante one, the blue one please Fosse xx

 

I'm waiting for the new edition Mahrez one personally.

 

... in the post buddy ... trust you won't mind that it's the English spelling of 'Kante' on the back? ...

 

... that one has a 3 year wait ... with no release clause.. ...as a Liverpool fan I'm sure that length of wait seems nothing...

 

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Isnt Vardy in hollywood making the new version of The Hills have Eyes.

 

Consett ...it's pretty low budget... plus an abundance of extras that didn't require any time in makeup...

 

It's the thought that counts mate

 

All the extras from Sunderland?

 

Full of mags. So had to do make up just to pass censorship

 

Eat your babies we shall.

 

Even if they are halal?

 

Bit dry. But a smoke oven will sort.

 

Can you order me a couple please Fosse, I'm running low on bog paper

 

... seriously? ... thought United had bought tons of it over the last couple of years ...

 

Merked.