This Season....

Gary Linekar will be even more annoying.

Joey Barton will get sent off.

Mancini will still be a twat in interviews.

Goal line technology will be needed.

Balotelli will still love the bones of himself.

Wenger will moan like a spoilt victorian child.

Allardyce will still think he can replace Fergie.

Fergie will verbally attack everyone within a ten mile radius if Utd lose.

Newcastle fans will not wear clothes in January.

Torres will still be ****.

Wigan will start badly.

Cisse will get injured.

Nani will roll around like his leg has been severed.

Suarez will dive.

I will love every moment of it.

 

You forgot to say games will be snowed off in October and March

 

Chelsea manager sacked.

 

Spuds manager sacked as well don't forget

 

Rooney and/or Tevez will have strop and gain a pay raise

 

West Ham manager sacked.

Wigan manager hero worshiped for narrowly missing relegation.

 

Man Utd will get dodgy penalties.

Liverpool will hit the woodwork less than last season.

 

We're already on one

 

Man U will get three days two hours and seventy six minutes time added on for injuries when in a losing/drawing position.

 

Over the course of the season or in one game?

NB: that is 4,516minutes and over 38 games it works out at 119minutes a game. Sounds about right to me

 

At the end of each half.

 

Chris Kamara aka Lionel Ritchie will say ''really Jeff'' at least once on Soccer Saturday.
Arsene Wenger won't see something.
Charlie Nicholas will constantly talk about Arsenal when the debate is about Wigan and Stoke.
Gary Neville will be an even better analyst than last season when he was superb.
Jamie Redknapp will continue being a crap pundit.
Phil Thompson and Paul Merson will argue on socccer saturday, over Merson spouting utter bollocks.

 

Chris Kamara is apparently a really nice bloke.

 

Roy Hodgson will continue to big up his friendship with Alex Ferguson while Fergie gets all his players to fake injury ahead of each international break.

Mario Balotelli will pay for a statue of himself to be erected in Manchester and then join the WI.

 

I wasn't having a go. He has me in stitches. Like the time he was asked who got sent off,and he said ''I didn't see it Jeff''.

 

This season could take a while

 

^^^^ THIS

He's a legend, I think he should be given an OBE for Broadcasting services

 

Chris Kamara should be given an MBE for comedy on saturday football. Second thoughts he should be knighted.

 

The banter thread will get nasty.

 

I actually don't mind Mancini, he's 10x more bearable than that scrote slur fungus. in fact, Mancini is the only thing keeping me from absolutely despising City and what they are, because he seems like he has his head screwed on and his feet firmly on the ground